Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

Putting me in my place

You're a nutless retard and everyone you love is burning in Hell. Unless it isn't real, in which case, they are just deceased. And your value is lower than mine.

Hym "You're not putting me in my place by doing this and if people don't start coming forward about my contribution to AI I'm going to put some random kid in THEIR place. The ground. He was a piece of shit who was completely devoid of sympathy for people he perceived to be beneath him and then only differences between us are that my dick is small and I'm actually better than everyone."

you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

let me copy that for you

AKA: LMCTFY
This term is used to identify a dumb-sh** move when making changes to a computer or computing system - basiclay saying "you dumb-sh**". Basically doing something that will clearly not work, such as copying a Windows Computers OS drive to a different computers OS drive by drag and dropping everything, including all system directories, oh, and dont forget checking the "Overwrite" box.
Think ID10T Error

To the person doing the dumb-sh** move: "How about you let me copy that for you"

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

Ping me

To send someone a message using internet chat programs such as Skype, Lync, or Instant messenger.

Phone user 1: What's your contact information?
Phone user 2: It's...

Phone user 1: Better yet. Ping me.
Phone user 2. ok Cool.