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When you are in love forever <3
“I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”
Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.
Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.
Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.
You brought this on yourself.
A relationship in which a third party is equally attracted to but denied two others, who are themselves in a close relationship.
Stacy needs to give it up. She has been in a love tricycle with Katie and Rick for like six months. Every party she gets all over them and they both straight up ignore her.
When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.
Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.
A phrase used when describing something extremely ghetto or redneck engineered.
I recently built this lovely slut and to power it on you have to hot wire it with 2 wires I extended off the PSU I zip'tied to the back of the pc.
When someone in a relationship lies to their partner about their ability to love them in order to be able to have a relationship without putting in any actual effort, while receiving so much love but not providing any, to the point where their partner is willing to go to any length to obtain that love.
Guy: Hey I just got out of a bad relationship they were constantly love bluffing me.
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Guy's friend: That sucks but what's love bluffing?
Guy: It's when someone straight up manipulates you into giving them more love without giving you any in return.
Guy's friend: Wow that's horrible.