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You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


me nah care

a sentence used when one wants to express their low levels of caring for a certain situation.

"i went to the shops today" "me nah care rude boy"

by lightskinbaddie43 November 2, 2023


pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.

Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.

by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022


nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

by nunc dormisti in me veteri no July 27, 2022


nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

fake donec te facere

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by I force change July 27, 2022


Everyone is distancing themselves from me

If everyone becomes distant, maybe it is you not them

Why is everyone leaving me all the time? Everyone is distancing themselves from me

You treat people poorly, maybe you are the cause

by eSoap June 3, 2022


Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .

I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .

by DirtyOldMan420 December 31, 2021