fish taco

vagina pussy twat cunt crotch
1.) the one taco in life you dont want to eat
a.) because it is infected
b.) it smells bad

tacos are love but when is smells like fishy dont hump

me and my girlfriend were gettin jiggy and i smelled fish. i thought it was the left overs from dinner, but it turns out it was her fish taco. i puked on her. then we broke up.

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Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

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fish hook

while having sex with ones partner via doggy style, slide index finger into anal cavity. Then remove finger and insert into her mouth, pulling on her cheak.

I thought about giving her a dirty sanchez, but decided a fish hook would be a good way to break up the releationship too.

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Hairy Fish

A hairy penis

He has a very long hairy fish.

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Sex Fish

When a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of fucking the shit outta their partner while on top. All they do is flop around in the vagina or on the cock like a fish on dry land!

Bill: Wow John, I had this bitch over the other night that couldn't rid the cock too well!

John: U mean to tell me u fucked a sex fish?!

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fish market

When a woman doesnt clean her twat for a long period of time

Janine you having a fish market down there

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fresher fishing

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

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