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A bomb ass podcast where Alex and Sophia do the lords work, telling men how to eat pussy and not expect anything, and where women are instructed to “ride it like an equestrian” a truly iconic podcast that everyone needs to listen to and not be little bitch boys babyyyyyy
Listen to Call Her Daddy every Wednesday and it’ll truly change your life baby
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The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.
Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
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When the man swishes his penis around inside the girls wet vagina, then flicks his penis on her, sending her pussy juices all over her--Swish and Flicked-Her.
Bob:
My girl was so wet last night I accidentaly swish and flicked-her
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A self made mistake that effects you personally.
Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.
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To lick ejaculate off a women's body. To remove semen using one's mouth and tongue.
She rinsed her off slowly, tasting all of his cum.
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After shoving a large vegetable in and out of her vagina making her squirt- you carve said vegetable into a salad and serve it to her at dinner.
Unbeknownst to her, the Zucchini salad resulted her to be Eating her Young
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To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.
Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.
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