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Jack Daniels. The name comes straight from the label.
"And I can't wait to see you and see how your week has gone,
and tear into Old No.7 and make love till dawn."
-"Love Like This" Drive-by Truckers
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The common time period where the desirable, or sometimes undesirable, urge to change comes about. The need for dramatic change in life develops every 5-7 years.
This change grows within the human mind, both consciously and subconsciously, and implements necessary action "To Do" something different even though, many times, there is really no need in your current life to do it (ie, Happily Married, A Steady Job, Steady Income, Nice House, etc).
The human mind continually seeks and desires change every 5-7 years in life, for without it, the mind would have nothing to do and no where to grow.
"7 Year Itch"
Life Changing Points Occur Every 7 Years Beginning At Age 5 In Life:
5-11: Kindergarten and your younger school life starts.
12-18: Jr. High & high school years.
19-25: College years or after HS years, first adult years, party years for many.
26-32: Marriage, settling down, big moving time period, buy your first house, starting having kids, etc.
33-39: Divorce, separation, more moving, new job, realization that you are getting older, first real mental or physical problems in life.
40-46: Development of a new career, new marriage, more moving, new path in life, first experience with many closely related deaths in the family.
47-53: Settling down, preparing for retirement, traveling, grandchildren, realization of how short life is for everyone.
54-60: Retirement, if you're lucky, slowing down and settling down, continually dealing with less and less of others who you were close to in life actually being around.
61-67: Living life to the fullest and trying to be happy and thankful everyday that you wake up. But for many, just counting the days to death.
68-74: Have your life insurance plan set and ready for your family, pick your coffin, burial site and more. Pray.
75+: Pray some more, smile, be happy...smoke a bowl...and be thankful for what life has given you Everday, Day In & Day Out!!
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Kids who pose with their hand in front of their face when taking selfies. Drive me insane. Push in front of you in the paniniqueue thinking their all hard. Have faces like a smacked arse and always post depressing things on snapchat. Have boyfriends that last a week, n stay up late doin all nighters to get views on snapchat. Hun you’re cringe af
Ay ay, this queues got longer
Bloody Year 7’spush the tinysods out the way
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The "7 Year Itch" comes from a 50's movie. There is a natural tendency to get bored with your romantic / sexual partner after awhile (7 years).
That dude's got the 7 year itch, he's screwing everyone but his wife.
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There are seven stages of drinking which are:
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
Damn Garth you been through 6 of the 7 stages of drinking
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1, A shot in bowling where the only pins left are the 7 and 10, which are on each side of the lane.
2, An extremily wide punani, so called because of the imposible-to-hit shot in bowling
3, When the space at the top of a woman's legs is very far apart, usually indicating definition 2.
1, Oh, dang. How am I supposed to get a spare now? It's a 7-10 split!
2, Charmaine's been fucked so many times that she's got a 7-10 split!
3, Tiffani's too much of a sket. Look at her legs! For christ sakes shes got a 7-10 split!
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Proof that humanity is failing.
Rip off of my favorite things
Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.
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