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Kids who pose with their hand in front of their face when taking selfies. Drive me insane. Push in front of you in the paniniqueue thinking their all hard. Have faces like a smacked arse and always post depressing things on snapchat. Have boyfriends that last a week, n stay up late doin all nighters to get views on snapchat. Hun you’re cringe af
Ay ay, this queues got longer
Bloody Year 7’spush the tinysods out the way
The "7 Year Itch" comes from a 50's movie. There is a natural tendency to get bored with your romantic / sexual partner after awhile (7 years).
That dude's got the 7 year itch, he's screwing everyone but his wife.
There are seven stages of drinking which are:
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
Damn Garth you been through 6 of the 7 stages of drinking
1, A shot in bowling where the only pins left are the 7 and 10, which are on each side of the lane.
2, An extremily wide punani, so called because of the imposible-to-hit shot in bowling
3, When the space at the top of a woman's legs is very far apart, usually indicating definition 2.
1, Oh, dang. How am I supposed to get a spare now? It's a 7-10 split!
2, Charmaine's been fucked so many times that she's got a 7-10 split!
3, Tiffani's too much of a sket. Look at her legs! For christ sakes shes got a 7-10 split!
Bob: Man what happened to you?
Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split
Basically when you eat all day every day
Victoria said her brother Kevin had a thing she called hunger 24/7
A measurement of time
"Yo bro what time is it?"
"50 past 7"
"Thanks Tonka"