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When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.
Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana
Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch
The act of filling a banana peel with spaghetti sauce, freezing it over night and then penating your partner with it
Last night Jack have me the best saucy banana in my life.
Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!
A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.
Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!
When you lay down a banana in a Mario Kart game just to hit it on your next tap.
I thought that I was being smart by laying a banana in the narrow turn, but it turned into an irony banana when I hit it on the next lap.
A dessert sandwich of toasted bread that's been coated in a mixture of melted butter and brown sugar, heated in a pan, and filled with chopped bananas.
"Want to come down for some banana sonnies later?"
"I bought some bananas, so we can make banana sonnies tonight"