Random
Source Code
Random
The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.
The Idahoan Governor just said California outhouse fire!
The sexual confidence that somebody from California has, compared to the rest of the U.S.A.
Have you met the new guy, Isaiah, he's got that California wang sauce.
A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Bill: The teachers here at California High School are so nice!
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?
Bob: At the vending machine.
When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters
I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.
When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk
My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast
A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.
2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
I have skylar a California taco slurp
What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah
when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.