co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.

Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch

Captain Anarchy

A guy whom I love. He is so perfect for me! But I bet he likes someone eles .so why bother

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Captain America

poofter army asshole

captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)

the captain of the ship

when doing a girl from behind you both keep from touching anything, including each other. the man then guides the woman around the room without knocking anything over. if you can make it around the room and reach orgasm without breaking something you are then the captain of the ship. Note: it is not necessary for the girl to orgasm. that never really matters anyway.

After forty five minutes of "Piloting the S.S. Kacie's Sister" around the room, and not striking a single "mine", other than the pink one, Christian bellowed "I am the Captain of the Ship!"

Captain Ahab

Adjective;

1.A male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).

2. The leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat bitches on a bar.

Steve: Man I saw Jeff last night with two Moby Dicks!

Tom: Oh no! He is such a Captain Ahab!

Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.

Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!