Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

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Fruit Roll-Ups

MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.

MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.

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fruit loop

to fuck someone

oaah i want to fruit loop him soo bad!

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Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain

Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!

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Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".

Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"

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Blox Fruits Player

Someone who goes full-on out against you after you hit them once as a joke or by accident.

These people don't necessarily have to be actual Blox Fruits Players. Instead, they are given this name because everyone in Blox Fruits gets angry after a single hit.

They also have no life and need to touch grass.

"I just hit you ONCE and you have been killing me for the past 10 minutes"
"You're a Blox Fruits player"

"I'M NOT"

Goes on to kill you for another 10 minutes

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fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.

person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!