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shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation
Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*
Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’
That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!
Auto correct for doing fine. Aka Over 50 person using their iPhone.
How's the new iPhone going dad? Doom frog lol Damn spell check
To make someone else leap
today I helped my best friend fadazzle the frog..
“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.
Someone who spends countless amounts of money, yet never seems to run short of it. These people make loan sharks not even bother attempting to trick them into a miserable life of debt.
"How much spending money have you got, Ted?"
"$10 million!"
"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."
the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone
"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."