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A bunch of people who fight over whether Nutella is a male or female item.
Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”
German is the sexiest name he pulls hella girls and has a huge dick and he can be annoying a lot but yes German is the best name
German is the sexiest name he pulls hella girls and has a huge dick and he can be annoying a lot but yes German is the best name
FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.
Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.
He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.
Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!
Guy 1: soo what are you're plans for the weekend?
Guy 2: you already know I'm about to visit my favorite hoe , cause she really knows how to lay that german all over my chest.
a language that sucks, there aren't any good teachers for the subject so that makes it even worse
person 1: I am so busy with school, I hate it mostly because of....
person 2: german?
person 1: yes, how did you guess that?
A man who is rather into men then women
Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend