When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.
My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.
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Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth
In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......
The act of having sexual intercourse with somebody who makes it taboo, or the act of fuckin your homies older sister 😈
Yooo bro I hit a grand-slammer last night I think I got Sams sister pregnant 🤫
Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!
The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex
Him: WE'RE OVER!!!
Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!
A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly
If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer
Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.
Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*