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grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

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chica grande

Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth

In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......

by Donky do February 9, 2018


Grand-Slammer

The act of having sexual intercourse with somebody who makes it taboo, or the act of fuckin your homies older sister 😈

Yooo bro I hit a grand-slammer last night I think I got Sams sister pregnant 🤫

by alabamaslamjammer25 April 4, 2020


The Grand Finale

When you come.

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020


The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex

Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!

by Amansworstnightmare January 8, 2018


Rio Grande Surfer

A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly

If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer

by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011


Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.

Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*

by NobleBCCCXII March 15, 2018