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HINNY HOG

When one places their nose in the anterior region of their partner while actively eating the rectum.

He wanted to surprise her by giving her a hinny hog.

by ArmyDitchDoc September 25, 2021


uncut hog

It is a males penis with the for-skin still attached.

My boyfriend has a huge uncut hog.

by September 16, 2023


hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 18, 2023


Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 December 19, 2016


Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 5, 2011


Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016


Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016