It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.
Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
A phrase meaning "I will assist but not actively participate." This is derived from a period where apprentices would hold a candle for their master to work. Related to the phrase "couldn't hold a candle", when a person is being described as being so inadequate that they were not fit to assist.
John: "The engine is shot. I'll have to take the whole thing apart to figure it out."
Melissa: "I'll hold the candle."
A violent or very tight hand job.
When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.
Armed robbery of a store using a gun to threaten the clerk
-lets hold up that shop
-lets go
* In store
-put the money in the register
*Holding gunpoint at clerk
When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.
A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up