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A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.
Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.
Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.
Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
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A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
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to take a dump, deficate, pinch a loaf.
Amrit was dropping engine parts off at the shop, when he saw Senator Craig.
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How you feel after running or other strenuous activity.
Jesus in a Bag, I'm sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop.
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Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop is the best band ever! They make amazing alternative music!
Person 1: Hey what are you listening to?
Person 2: Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop made by the band called Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop
Person 1: Oh i love Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop by Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop!
Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.
Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.
Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.
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