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The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.
Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!
Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
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the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted
guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)
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The horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic title , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. Then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.
Mom: ok son open your gift!
little billy: OMGGGG ITS A...fun station 5. 0.o
Mom: Isnt that what you wanted?
little billy: No you dumb bitch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this shit.
Mom: sorry you had a "drug store christmas"
little billy: >=(
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Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.
Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.
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Sex without foreplay. Like Santa, spoke not a word and went straight to his work.
Hey babe let's have Christmas Eve Sex, that will be quick.
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An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.
"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"
The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"