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A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.
"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"
A Black holy spirit named after a holy god Jesus
Damn that black african jesus is cute
Any toilet in which one part takes in excretion.
Ex.
To shit or piss
To throw up
Fuck , did you see Rihanna sucking Charlie Sheens cock on the porcelain jesus? Dude got a blumpkin! LEGENDARY!
An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.
Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.
An ethereal being, If you find a hot gay being, There is a chance that they are Lesbian Jesus. They lord over and watch over gays. You will know you have met Lesbian Jesus if they bless your fucking soul by saying "Gay gay homosexual gay." NOT ALL GAYS ARE LESBIAN JESUS.
Gay #1: ITS LESBIAN FUCKING JESUS
Gay #2: FUCK WE GOTTA BOW
Lesbian jesus is a gay being
when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.
yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..