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A shitty school but somehow the best in the area. The principal is a douche and the vice principal looks like big bird. The students are the worst, the pretty ones are bitches, the ugly ones think they’re the shit. There’s furrys, nic fiends, and there’s only a few okay people.
“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
“Unfortunately”
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”
When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.
"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"
you are a subhuman who does not deserve the right to speak to me
punky on twitter.com is talking? i will reply with shut up mii main
When you make things about yourself and forget about your costars and only use them for comedic relief. Things seem to fall into your hands luckily without any help from others.
Omg Heather, has anybody told you that Tiffany is the main character? So you must be the supporting character, huh?
THose people who act like a shonen jump main character
I hate John because he acts like a main character
A person that is always in the spotlight and is the overall dominating one in a group. A main character has a strong personality that makes him or her shine like a diamond. Not everybody can be one tho, that person is required to own a particular set of skills or characteristics.
To sum it all up, a main character is a person about whom you can write a book.
~ Jaimy and Daniel were having a discussion about who the main character was, as there can only be one it must be Daniel because a fortune cookie once said that there will be a book written about his life.
~ “Every group has that one friend that always takes the lead and makes the final decision, that’s a main character,” said Emily to Jay
It’s a factual definition about a person. That person is always in the spotlight and no-one can prove that fact wrong.
Not everyone can become one, you must meer all of the criteria listed below:
- Your name has to start with a D or an E;
- Your IQ has to be higher than that of a child;
- You must be a human;
- You must speek more than 3 languages fluently;
- You must be annoying (because no-one likes main characters).
- Emily is addicted to attention given to her by all the lads in her class. To the rest of the class she is the main character.
- Jaimy always calls herself the main character, but everyone knows she isn’t one because she doesn’t meet the criteria.