almond milk

almond milk is better for you then milk, accept it, it takes a little while to get used to, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESNT GIVE YOU DIABETES. to all of my friends...
milk, is stupid, look it up online, i dont feel like explaining everything to you

almond milk is better for you then milk.

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Ass Milk

The white substance that is left inside AJ's asshole after a long hot night of gay butt sex with his partner in gay crime Chris.

AJ: Dude look at all of the ass milk dripping from my butthole!

Chris:WOW! I blew a big one in there! You must be hurting!

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badger milk

like steroids but with more omph!!! and better and faster and more powerful results

bri serves a volleyball over the net and it goes across the endline because she is so powerful.

birdy: 'Roids!!!
taylor: on the badger milk are we bri??

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milking a cat

A task that is nearly impossible to do.

Getting two toddlers to take a nap is like milking a cat.

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milk-faced

Childish, insolent, whiny like a baby
A very old term, probably from middle ages, or maybe invented at ren fairs.

That milk-faced chit is barely off his mother's apron-strings.

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milk toot

1.Smelly Fart
2.SBD-Silent But Deadly
3.Smells of Sour milk and stank

woohoo Jack just let out a smelly milk toot

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The milk crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .

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