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The unhelpful and sometimes embarrassing lack senses one receives after arising from slumber but without having had enough sleep to function properly. Usually lasts 5 to 10 minutes but can sometimes last for over half an hour depending on circumstances.
Isn't directly related to alcohol as the person isn't actually drunk but commonly occurs after big nights on the town.
Victims may incur bruising to forehead or any other body extremities at pointy object height - most common cases involve stubbed toes.
Individuals can also sometimes be classified as cheap drunks by annoying friends who had the same amount of sleep or less but feel superior as they were not as 'drunk' as the first person when awoken.
Group of guys playing video games in lounge room one Saturday morning after a late night out.
Guy No. 1 Upon awaking walks in but trips over the carpet and falls over.
Calls Arise from group.
Guy No. 2 "Whoa, still a bit morning drunk i see"
A phone call not just while under the influence as many say but because you ARE under the influence. Alcohol makes people more talkitive and open, therefore calling people to talk is much more likely under the circumstances. The following call (usually from a male to a female) is entitled "drunk dialing"
Also happens on coke
Tom was drunk dialing me yesterday he said some stupid shit
Yea you should stop sucking his dick for 2 months
The hunger brought on by consuming large volumes of alcohol. Thought of being one of the highest forms of hunger.
"Man dude, that sandwich was big even for drunk hungry"
cum drunk is how I get when I've sucked the cumgasms out of fifteen other cadets dicks and my head is spinning.
I got cum-drunk at last week's party!
See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.
Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.