yowling

A loud, ulating sound

Susan yowled loudly while I was cornholing her.

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ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

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pudding pop

The name given to a penis after it has encountered anal intercourse followed swiftly by a blow job.

The pudding pop i ate was so sloppy my face looked like i just tossed a garden salad

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numb drunk

Getting so drunk that you go numb.

'Yesterday I got numb drunk'

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skiffy

describing stoners who fart. A stoner whom proceeds to fart, is therefore "skiffy".

Hippie: "Only skiffy stoners fart"
Jay: "WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LITTLE BOY?!?"
Silent Bob: "...."

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thrashed

(verb). A car that has been thrashed is one which has been raced by a boy racer. Such cars may look nice, but are fucked enginewise.

That car's nice but it's probably been thrashed.

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work

The wooden fork you get in chip shops to eat your chips with

"Sporks are so cool"
"Now lets not forget the works"

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