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a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.
i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis
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A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
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the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
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An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.
Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
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Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.
John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.
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Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!
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Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
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Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
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Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
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Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
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Alternate term for sport utility vehicle or SUV. Any large, ugly, innefficient, fuel guzzling vehicle. An urban "tank" driven by an urban "wank"!
I often choke on the fumes from wank tanks left running on the street while I'm walking around town.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.
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