Pocket Rocket

The act of masturbating like a ninja. One leans over a table, with one hand on the table, tucks his "fireman" between his legs and moves his leg up and down while smiling like he's just doing nothing but hanging out.

The hot new intern walked by, so I did the old pocket rocket right then and there during the business meeting, with no one the wiser.

I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.

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it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.

"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."

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whore rocket

A girl who is a whore on a rocket ship

I went into space and that girl sure was a whore rocket

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Shart rocket

Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.

He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!

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Shrub rocketeer

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.

Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.

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Romin Rocket

A cup of noodles filled with rum instead of water.

I was hungry for lunch on saw a cup of noodles, Turned out to be a romin rocket and made me shit faced.

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Snot rocket

When you are eating her out from behind and blow your nose into her two-hole, then you take your rocket and prime the rim and yell "snot rocket!" as your ram it in.

Last night I had her bent over the bed and gave her the 'ol snot rocket! And she exclaimed "was that the Covid?"

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