short people syndrome

This disorder is typically more common in males. It is caused by the short person's feelings that society looks down on them for being short. Characteristics include, in any combination, talking loud, bringing other people down, excessive pride/cockiness, and sometimes (my personal favorite) climbing on tall objects, all in a futile attempt to feel bigger. Utterly hilarious to the average-sized onlooker.

Closely related to fat people syndrome

John: OMFG I AM LIKE THE COOLEST KID EVER!!!

Susan: (to Brian) Wow he is that kid?

Brian: Haha that's John. He suffers from short people syndrome and has to talk loud and cocky to feel bigger.

Susan: Oh my gosh wow look at him now he's climbing that tree hahahaha

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Short Man's Syndrome

A story made up by tall guys with small dicks who have nothing else going for them than their height. The same insecure guys will come up with stories to put down men of all shapes, sizes, looks, professions, talents, and intelligence levels in an attempt to make themselves look better, and still wonder why we women won't go for them.

Jason: "How did that short man end up with that girl!! I have to bring it to her attention that her guy has short man's syndrome! Also check out that fat guy with the beautiful woman; he must have fat guy's syndrome. How about that smart guy? What a nerd! And that overly tall dude?! What a sasquatch! Don't even get me started on redhead men!"

Jennifer: "Get a life! And grow some balls so you don't need to put others down to feel better about yourself"

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too short

ya too short man because your name is too short so you are bitch!!!

too short

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short towel guy

A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.

Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?

Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

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posi gym shorts

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.

"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

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Short-stop!

1)My nikname!
2)Tomas!!! Named me Short-stop (good times)!!
3)Shortstopz drunken n drugged up times.
4)Canterbury !!!!!!!
5)Short-stop loves life!!!!!!!!

"Yes Short-stop!, That statue has got a big nose!"

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strawberry short cake

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake

I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.

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