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Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.

Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!

by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020


Nigerian food fight

Where you get a load of shit roll around in it. Then get some more shit and throw it at each other until your both (or all) a brown sticky mess

Me and Julie just had a Nigerian food fight how riveting

by Ginger man842 April 4, 2022


fighting a dirty snowman

Holding back a shit

Kevin, "Oh man, Need to go to the toilet. Been fighting a dirty snowman here."

by Zulu the forth December 5, 2016


Claddagh Pillow Fight

Filling two receptacle's / pouches, preferably pillow cases, with excrement and or bodily fluids used as weapons in infamous battles of utter scumbaginess.

Origins of word trace back to Edinburgh circa May 2013

All this Buckfast and Guiness is going to make for a ferocious Claddagh pillow fight in the morning.

by Magic Mike's Muscles May 7, 2013


Wedding Fight Fuel

The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.

José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."

by synergie March 31, 2020


Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them for 36-47 hours at a time.

Do you want to watch an Alien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020


Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill up punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them from 36-47 hours

Do you want to watch an ALien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020