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National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 12, 2021


The "Noah" of the group

To be the "Noah" of a group, means to be the member of any group who is the least respected and the most likely to succumb to verbal and/or physical harm.

A: "Wow (name of friend), you really suck."

B: "I don't suck nearly as bad as (name of the "Noah")!"

A: "Yeah, that's true."

B: "Well he is The "Noah" of the group."

by Zander R. May 8, 2008

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national noah slander day

a day (july 1st) to slander any noahs you know - a

HAHAHAH GET IT KNOW - A AND NOAH

hottie: hey do you know what day it is?
loser: no? what day is it?
hottie: its national noah slander day!!!
loser: omg howd i forget!

by deecothedinosaur January 15, 2023

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Noah's giant love handles

Noah's fatass has enormous love handles

Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!

by fagmaster69 November 19, 2019


Noah Lynch (Big Red)

Fat cunt

Shut the fuck up Noah lynch (Big Red)

by Adam Ahern July 18, 2023


Noah B (carmelas bf)

Noah is a handsome young man who loves anime and the color red.his favorite food is chicken sandwiches and he LOVES hot sauce he also only listens to rapist orange county and he loves monster Hunter games and playing with his nuts,Hes also very gay.and he fantasizes about Carmela and bailey all the time

Wow that kid noah B (carmelas bf)took down a whole gallon of hot-sauce within a few months

by MountainDewDrinker69 January 13, 2023


Noah's Fatass Love Handles

Term to describe someone's HUGE love handles.

You are beginning to form Noah's Fatass Love Handles because of all of the junk food you eat!

by DankDickRoaster February 10, 2020