pee dab

little spot of piss in your shorts.

a laughed so hard i had a pee dab in my shorts

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Pee-ons

Pee-ons , Donald J Trumps favorite type of Mexican sex worker

Trump was in his Moscow hotel room and hired a couple of pee-ons to give him a Goldman shower. “Hey, why do you think my hair is yellow”?

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First Pee

The very first time you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.

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B Pee

Stopping your car at a service station / gas station when you don't need petrol but do need to use the toilet.

Passenger: "Hey man, we really should stop at the next "servo".
Driver: "But we have plenty of petrol".
Passenger "I know, I've got to do a B Pee."

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pee o'clock

an hour where it is mandatory to go outside and pee on someone else's head

Everyone enjoys pee o'clock.

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Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup

Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing

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pee-tastrophy

When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!

Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!

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