Cat Shui

Creating obstacle courses to make the furniture more accessible for a geriatric cat

Boogie is getting too old to jump on the couch, so I had to Cat Shui my house so the pussy could could move around!

pee-tastrophy

When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!

Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!

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FF

Fucking Fantastic!!! (Can be used seriously or when you are completely un-excited about something)

Excited Example

Girl: I got great seats for us to Kings of Leon concert!

Boy: Oh, that is FF to the max!
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Sarcastic example:

Girl: I got great seats for us to the Jonas Brothers Concert!

Boy: (Whines) FF

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