A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad
Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.
A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation
Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.
We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.
when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis
oh Shit man
What?
i have a weiner sock
The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.
Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"
"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"
the act of when someone has a tube sock at a party and takes a wet shit in it and then puts an m80 in the sock lights it and throws it and runs like hell
hey i gave that party down the road the explosive sock