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synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay
tom cruise is a cock monger
tom cruise come out of the closet
fuck you tom cruise
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See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.
3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.
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Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.
"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!
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A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.
My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.
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the SEXIEST, HOTTEST,MOST AMAZING GUY ON EARTH. oh yea and di i mention he plays the famous draco malfoy in the harry potter series?
oh and he sings to in the sexiest accent you have ever heard check him out on Feltbeats!
friend- wow we have to go see harry potter again so we can stare at tom feltons sexy face
me-mmm oh yeah hes sooo HOT im gonna marry him someday ;)
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A racist term often used by people to call their own race a kiss ass to white people. the use of this racist term has increased with the 2016 presidential election where there is videos on the internet which people who are not white call people who are not white uncle toms because they supported/voted Donald Trump.
any person who is not white who thinks trump is a great guy is subject to be called an uncle tom by his/her own race.
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