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A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.
Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey
An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?
a moose
Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.
A very wet, sloppy vagina, or a different term for a home run in baseball.
That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.
In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
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A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass
"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"