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To Shoot a weapon at an object thats traveling in mid air and get a hit.
acronym: MA
i just Mid Aired SPAMKillerBee!
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a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.
Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!
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A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.
"Dude, your fart smells like someone took a dump in here! You definitely laid an air turd!"
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The Air Force is the youngest branch of the DOD. As the name implies, the Air Force is mostly oriented with aviation. Though this is common with the other branches of the DOD, the Air Force is “special”.
Unlike other branches of the Military, the Air Force needs to be coddled and nurtured. The lack of carpet on a barracks room floor with send the average Airman into state to where he/she has to cope by succumbing to a fetal position, crying himself/herself to sleep. Not to worry, for they are paid an extra allowance for after living under such “harsh conditions” whenever they have to mingle with other branches of the Military.
The Air Force can also be defined by their Physical Readiness. Where most branches conduct PT (Physical Training) through a series of running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, eight count body builders, etc, the Air Force simply have to ride a bicycle in order to prove their readiness for military standards. Correction; Air Force military standards.
An interesting trait about the Air Force is their lack of vocal processing. While other branches of the military sing cadence while they march, the Air Force does otherwise. Due to a default that could possibly be blamed on memory, coordination, and lack of style, the Air Force can only march to the singular sound of the word “Hut”.
Ex: “Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…etc”
Because the Air Force is “special”, they disregard all other branches of the DOD, especially to another member of the service that outranks them. This can include the colors ceremony…the raising and lowering of our nations flag. Where the other branches of the military stand and salute Old Glory, the Air Force is allowed to casually conduct their business and pay no mind to the National Anthem that is played over a loud speaker.
The Air Force, unlike other branches, is allowed to move their families to their duty stations abroad. This allows them the comfort and stability to defend the nation. How other branches of the military go without this is still a mystery and under investigation. But, fret not, for these young Airmen and Sergeants families. They will have carpet, I assure you.
Guy 1: "I loved the cartoon G.I. Joe! That's exactly the reason I joined the Air Force!"
Guy 2: "You probably should have joined the Military instead."
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Air elementals appear as huge whirlwinds and attack by buffeting their enemies.
they are the weakest elemental
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when some one is
1 way to close in ur personal space
or
2 when some one is close to you when they talk and they have bad breath..you yell air rape!!
person 1"hey!"
person2 "uh hi"
preson 1"whaaas up?" (said in a breathy voice)
person 2 "ew dont breath on me!"
preson 1"whaaaat?"
person 2 "AIR RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Another word for quief...
Quief: Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.
When the man went to eat out, he didn't think he would be dining on an "air taco"
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