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An amazing girl that is adorable and loves to joke with you. ❤️😁😆 she will always be supportive!!!!!
That niever da Beaver is a riot
Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.
A porcupine found in a tree in a suburban backyard in Keswick, ON.
My dog Is barking at the Keswick Tree Beaver.
When you’re ramming a farmer’s daughter in Wisconsin from behind outside in the dead of winter and hers’/your respective wetness freeze, thereby creating an icicle effect.
Dude #1: Dude, my dick hurts.
Dude #2: She gave ya the good suck last night, eh?
Dude #1: Nah, we were boning outside and we got a Milwaukee Beaver Trap
Dude #3 just listening: <calls the fucking cops>
slang term for referring to a homo or someone else who has an uncontrollable craving for "wood"
Damn that dudes got a seious case of beaver fever.
A term referring to out of control pubic hair, potentially giving the illusion that one is wearing underwear, when indeed they are not.
So I thought she still had her underwear on, boy was I wrong, total beaver hair underwear...
The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.
"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"
"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."