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Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.
Did you just button hook me?
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties
I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.
When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise
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that stop at the back of your tongue that activated the gag reflex (if you have one)
gir1: how do i stop myself from gagging when i give a bj!
girl2: just practice but pressing the gag button in your own time until you get use to it!
girl1: thanks! you're a life saver!
When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip
Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!