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(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.
Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?
Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!
Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!
Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.
Guy two: Ok.
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What every guy on the face of the world will tell you he has.
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The impassioned gulping of a huge mound of cock, or the exuberant gagging on a massive hunk of dick.
Dean loves cock chugging! What a fucking cock chugger. Dean should just put down that huge helping of cock and get a job. No more cock chugging Dean!!
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Someone who loves to suck cock
Diane is a cock sucker
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In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.
A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.
The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?
Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.
Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
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To knock someone unconscious.
"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".
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An expert in the field of marinatng, massaging, and beating meat. All in the quest for excellence in the field of cock preparation. A true practioner of the arts of man meat.
I heard that guy smokes pole, that he's a real cock chef.
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