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Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.

Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018


Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022


Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."

Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.

by Alligator King June 30, 2021


Bull crap

Religion

Religion is bull crap

by Osjdjv January 25, 2021


crap mongol

A name used with the soul purpose of completely shoring on ones reputation

Scott Smallz is such a fucking crap mongol

by Crap Mongoled March 12, 2016


Sky Crap

Created by Josh from Let's Game It Out in the episode "I Became a Millionaire by Ruining a Homeless Person's Life" after glitching a toilet into floating, and using over the heads of passers by.

"Finally my dream has been realized: Being able to take a Sky Crap while everyone watches me!"

by May 31, 2021


Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.

Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.

by Oshra October 14, 2018