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mad armz disease

When someone or something is being arms at a next level, or on a habitual basis.

See "arms" or "armz".

Example 1

playa1: "yo, b that dude has been tryin to keep a playa down all day long"
playa2: "he must have mad armz disease"

Example 2

HP: "hey guys you gotta leave, we got the room booked"
Smiff: "yo wtf... dude got mad armz disease"

by P-Proper October 20, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Middle Child Disease

attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends

-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors

(This situation isn't for all middle kids.)

Person 1: OMG I HATE THAT GIRL! I CAN'T STAND HER!
Person 2: Sweetie, don't blame her! She has Middle Child Disease.
Person 1: Poor girl.

by stinkynoodles February 27, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Linkin Parkinson's Disease

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics

Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.

by Theshadowoftheday August 17, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vaginal Shyness Disease

A male of the homosexual preference.

Please do not call me a faggot or a gay. The proper vernacular is that I have Vaginal Shyness Disease, or VSD.

by RockStarWooty April 24, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ray Liotta Disease

Horrible disease that causes your once-very skinny friend to suddenly become overweight out-of-nowhere. Victims of this disease also have an unbearable stench that sticks with them, despite how many times they shower or bathe. Named after its first victim, Goodfellas star Ray Liotta.

Friend 1: Hey man, does Kevin seems bigger to you?
Friend 2: Yeah, the doctors recently diagnosed him with Ray Liotta Disease.
Friend 1: What?? That's terrible.

Friend 2: Yeah, better stay away from him.

by Designman15 December 30, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sexually transmitted disease

we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we

and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up

dosen't anyone think it's a take piss

stupid sexually transmitted disease why can't i do what i want!!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 5, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"

by Flippy55 June 25, 2010

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