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The most feared sentence starter of every school aged person.
Mom: "I got an email from your teacher today."
Kid: "Fuck."
A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).
The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.
When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.
James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*
Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?
James: I got hacked! Chill out!
When you watch a video that saddam wouldnt like you gonna get saddamed
Me to a non based ba'athist: watch this cool video
him: HAVE YOU JUST SADDAMED ME????
Me: lol you got saddamed
him: glory to iraq
The phrase one would use upon seeing a very large buttox. The slightly shortened version of "Whoa you got a fat ass".
Mr a "Ooooooh, look at her ass man, its huge!!!!!!"
Mr t "Whoa you got a...".
meaning Im just now getting settled; im avaliable now
"I like how I cant get no text back"
"Chill I just got right, dont trip"
Another way of saying your penis got wet or losing your virginity.
dude 1: i heard you went home with that girl last night
dude 2: yeah man pappa got slippery