Shrek Here

Shrek Here means that you like hoes and my mom will kill you and drink vodka over your dead body

hey is shrek here

you: shut up
me: shrek HERE

Grandpa is here

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up

I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here

Here’s to you

Here’s to you by Michael Scully !

Here’s to you and here’s to me may we never disagree. But if we do fuck you and here’s to me

Mike Scully here’s to you

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

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Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

here nigga damn

When an award/recognition is given to someone due to pity rather than merit

Dirk in 2006: Why didnt I win MVP
2007 MVP voters: "Here nigga damn"

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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)