High-End Fun Dip

A spoonful of peanut butter dipped in instant hot chocolate mix

ALSO: Cocaine

And for dessert we had some high-end fun dip

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Back End Cold Front

When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.

To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.

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Punting from the Cambridge end

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.

My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!

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North end middle school

Let me tell ya about north end. It’s not even half bad ya niggas jus don’t know how to act like tf. Lemme tell ya hear 7th graders think they the shii especially red house like they go out with someone then he next day they dating someone else, blue house is dumb asf,got niggas jerkin themselves off and gold house is actually chill but that girl jaylee confused!!!! So yea that’s 7th grade

North end middle school the shii

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shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.

Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"

I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path

I deserve a happy end

tickling from the back end

The act of tickling the rear parts of a significant other.

"Babe I love tickling from the back end"

"Anything you want, as long you wiped"