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rock in my shoe

The opposite of a feather in my cap. Something that is less than ideal; annoying; a hinderance

"Being the head of this project has proved to be a rock in my shoe."
"I always feel like a rock in my shoe at a party"
"This rock in my shoe has really been a rock in my shoe"

by absurdjunk March 2, 2021


yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 25, 2014


shine my shoes

Another way of saying โ€œkiss my assโ€

TJ: You some shit at madden nigga!!
Rob: Nigga, Shine my shoes!

by A real brother December 11, 2022

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Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about โ€œwhite privilege,โ€ often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.

How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.

by Rabbarousa October 1, 2018


Shoe the eye pint

Taking an action with no thought for your own safety or credibility in order to save a fellow gamer from certain doom/discovery/failure. A selfless act of friendly and much-needed help.
In this instance "gamer" means one who is out attempting to have fun, often by meeting/pulling/hooking up with people in bars and clubs etc. Although this really could refer to anything in which one acts to help a friend in an unusual situation, such as distracting an angry husband while a friend makes his exit, or quite possibly negotiating with a Colombian drug cartel.

"Well he's pulled but she won't leave without her swamp donkey mate. Oh well, for his sake looks like I've got to shoe the eye pint..."

by BadgerNo1 August 18, 2005


Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017


shoe addiction dissorder

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays

RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali

by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019