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Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways
A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
When you are feasting on a poonani
I took rebecca back to my place and i was absolutely yamming poon
When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang
"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"
The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."
"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)
One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.