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Pocket Rocket

The act of masturbating like a ninja. One leans over a table, with one hand on the table, tucks his "fireman" between his legs and moves his leg up and down while smiling like he's just doing nothing but hanging out.

The hot new intern walked by, so I did the old pocket rocket right then and there during the business meeting, with no one the wiser.

I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.

by JesusWasAGayBlackHomosexual December 2, 2010

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it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.

"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."

by Mattymatt November 15, 2006

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jolly rocket

one who gets a boner when hes just in a good mood or really happy

Pete: i can see your jolly rocket
bob: I know im just so happy for some reason
Pete: damn im starting to get one to

by dan hirlander February 9, 2011

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Snot rocket

When you are eating her out from behind and blow your nose into her two-hole, then you take your rocket and prime the rim and yell "snot rocket!" as your ram it in.

Last night I had her bent over the bed and gave her the 'ol snot rocket! And she exclaimed "was that the Covid?"

by Bigheav69 December 26, 2022

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Poo rockets

Poo rockets is when you have Diarrhoea and you're sitting on the toilet when all your poo is rocketing towards the toilet.

Lilly was dealing with many poo rockets while she was on the toilet.

by Hi_its_Eva January 5, 2017

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Hobbit rocket

when a short and hairy penis ejaculates inside a hobbit pocket.

hey dude what's up? Nothing just gave Brandi the hobbit rocket. You're fucking gross dude

by aairving April 7, 2015

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whore rocket

A girl who is a whore on a rocket ship

I went into space and that girl sure was a whore rocket

by Xandernaz88 December 20, 2016

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