Pocket Rocket

The act of masturbating like a ninja. One leans over a table, with one hand on the table, tucks his "fireman" between his legs and moves his leg up and down while smiling like he's just doing nothing but hanging out.

The hot new intern walked by, so I did the old pocket rocket right then and there during the business meeting, with no one the wiser.

I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.

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it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.

"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."

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whore rocket

A girl who is a whore on a rocket ship

I went into space and that girl sure was a whore rocket

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Shrub rocketeer

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.

Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.

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Romin Rocket

A cup of noodles filled with rum instead of water.

I was hungry for lunch on saw a cup of noodles, Turned out to be a romin rocket and made me shit faced.

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Crotch Rocket

1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.

Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!

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rocket knob

someone who is being utterly silly and or stupid

jessie your such a rocket knob!

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