Salad shaker

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAY MILLIE SAID SOMETHING DIRTY....SALAD SHAKER MEANS LOVER.

BFF:Hey girl! How's your man?
You:He's a really good salad shaker.

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tossing salad

Eating asshole. Basically, tossing the salad

Julie likes to toss caesar salad with italian dressing

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salad fingers

a weird disturbed man that likes rust and spoons. Created by david firth, a cartoonist that does LSD. Weird fellow=weird cartoons.

I must find the perfect spoon.

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Salad

a term used to describe the ultimate alpha male pussy magnet

person1:i wish i got more hoes like you salad
salad:ah,nigga,don't hate me cause i'm beautiful,nigga. maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. oh,better yet,maybe tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. nigga.

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fruit salad

A homosexual orgy.

There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.

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Salad Shaker

When your SHAKE SALAD to either mix in DRESSINGS OR OTHER STUFF, not what every you trollers are saying 💀💀💀

You: Can you grab me the salad shaker?

Friend: uhhh-

You: OH MY FICKNG GOD YOU SAW THAT SHIT TOO??

Friend : YEAH SO WHAT MILLE A WHORE
You Gasp then kick your friend out

Friend : WHAT I FOR GOT MY-

And you slap the door on their face

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Salad Assassin

sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in
-noun
1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.

Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.

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