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The school that no one actually likes until they realize it's the only place they are smart enough to go to college.
Birth of a Michigan State University fan:
Jared age 16: I fucking hate high school. The teachers are always riding my ass about not doing homework-I don't need to do homework because I'm so smart I'll just ace the test. I can't wait until I get into Michigan. I've been watching Michigan football since I was 5.
Jared age 17: Fuck Cindy's party. Ryan and me are taking a road trip to watch Michigan fuck Ohio up in Columbus.
Jared age 18: I can't believe I'm still waitlisted. I've already been accepted to state, but maybe there is a chance I'll get in to Michigan still. Fuck State. It’s for hicks and tards anyway. Damn it. Why did I slack off these last 4 years? If only worked harder.
Jared on Graduation Day: Fuck you Paul. I didn't get rejected from Michigan. Technically I'm still waitlisted. Besides State is an okay school and I'll probably just transfer after a year of banging State hoes. Who gives a fuck anyway--I'm just anxious to get stoned before the senior all night party.
Jared age 21: Fuck those Michigan nerds. I never wanted to go there anyway. I've been a State fan my whole life. They waste their lives studying. And finally I'm old enough to go out to the bars--sure I couldn't get laid in the frats but I'm sure my luck will change at the bar. I just have to nail the hoes when their really drunk. I'll swoop in as soon as the bouncers take them out and offer to walk her home. I know I have a test Monday but fuck it. I'm smart enough to study Sunday and ace it.
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FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.
John: Where you going to school these days Bob?
Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.
John: FSU?
Bob: Ya.
John:......
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The shittiest University to ever exist, in every way, shape, and form...enough said.
Arizona State University sucks U of A's dick.
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A fictional university that is used to back up bogus information, statistics etc.
a: "Accoding to a study, all people that are left handed are Communists".
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
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The US has been involved in 90% of wars since WWII
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland
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Piss in a condom, stick it in the freezer, and use it as a dildo when fully frozen
Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night
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The act of having consensual sex with someone. Formally referred to as "rape". Jerry Sandusky is responsible for the word after raping multiple adolescent boys in the showers of Penn State.
Tom: I heard Cyndi was mugged last night.
Kyle: Really? I heard some guy gave her a "Penn State Shower".
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