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A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.
The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !
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Popularized by Tosh.0. The act in which you randomly perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim. When one does this, they are to yell "TRUST FALL!" before falling. See who catches you and love the people who do!
Ron: So all you have to do is subtract the-
Craig: TRUST FALL!
*Craig falls backwards straight to the ground.
Ron: Did you just 'surprise trust fall' me?
Craig: I can never trust you again, man.
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The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.
Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!
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A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.
"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."
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When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
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after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy
I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!
Whats that?
Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.
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The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
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