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when you fuck a girl who is having / just had her period, pull out, and cock smack her with your period bloody cock (aka mushroom stamp) leaving a bloody stripe on her face.
oh man, my girlfriend was on the rag so i had to Canadian red stripe her
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The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.
Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
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Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?
Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.
“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.
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When one covers one's hand with maple syrup and continues to thrust their hand down their opponents throat.
person 1: your sister was wild last night she asked for a Canadian Nae Nae
person 2: goddamn!
When you shave the top of your head but not the sides
Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!
Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.
Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.
"When a guy is bending over a female and nears climax, but instead of ejaculating pours maple syrup all over her booty and exclaims "sorry"!!!"
I woke up early to surprise my girl with Canadian sticky buns. Sorry! Happy birthday!