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A fictional island where the stories of Geronimo Stilton take place
Geronimo Stilton and his family live on Mouse Island.
A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.
"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"
A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.
"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"
A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.