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A piece of shit. Yes, I misspelled "grammar" on purpose. I just wanted to piss some people off, you know? Like I always do, with the r/Wooosh or Cat definition?
Me: ugh, squirrels are fucking bitches, they dont deserve to live
Grammer nazi: UR SO MEAN! DONT TREAT GRAMMER LIKE THAT
Me: does it fucking matter? i dont need grammar to be on the internet
Grammer nazi: IT MEANS UR UNEDUCATED AND I HIGHLY DOUBT UR GOOD AT IT
Me: dont be a hypocrite
Grammer nazi: IM NOT BEING HYPOCRITE STOP HATING BITCH
Me: your fault
Grammer nazi: NO ITS NOT UR NOT USING GRAMMAR
Me: Fine. If you want me to fucking use grammar, I will fucking use grammar. Now stop being a fucking hypocrite and learn to use grammar the right way yourself, got that, fuck-face?
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A person who won't shut the fuck up about using correct grammar and will go to the ends of the earth to make sure you correct yourself when you use incorrect grammar
"Hey bill, did you about how Jeff is such a Grammar Nazi?"
"Yeah, I sure did Bob, did you also know that I am Jeff? We're not friends, and stop calling me Bill."
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In the infamous words of Hank Moody
“People seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.”
Dude: I aint done nuffing!
Sherlock Holmes: You mean to say that you did, in actual fact, do something?
Dude: Grammar Nazi!
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a religious person who is very sanctimonious; un-Christ-like
That bitch was a Religion Nazi, sure. Jesus definitely wouldn’t have put me in a hell hole of a halfway house like this.
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When your bro tells you about a brawd he wants to hook you up with, but then refuses to give you her phone number, because she "shares a phone with her sister "and he's hooking up with her sister. But in reality he is just trying to keep tabs on all of the girls surrounding all the girls he is gettin with.
Kevin you fucking liar, she has her own phone she told me so. Quit trying to control all the bitches you clit nazi
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A loser (generally a parent/teacher) who lingers about at a School Formal, usually to stop "innapropriate behaviour".
Innapropriate Behaviour, to a Formal Nazi is anything a sensible person would call fun.
Brendan tried to kiss me at the formal, while Ebony was spilling the fizzy on the floor and Kayla blasted her iPod until that Formal Nazi came across,
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